Sammy the Sasquach

Sammy the Sasquach is a very social and outgoing creature. His social skills are world class and above all, "He's keeping it real!"
You can find Sammy appearing in social media posts on all the major platforms where he dishes out Truth like a "Lightening Bolt From Nature" hitting you right in the frontal lobes while gently stroking your pineal gland.
Some say he's a myth, a hoax and some say a Legend...
Sammy simply shruggs it off and reaches for a tall glass of infused hard cider, settles back into his favorite moss covered couch while chuckeling softly into the trees.